Certain people are convinced that I am either a slightly butch lesbian or a slightly effeminate gay man in a womans body.

 

Paper cut or BLOWTORCH? How are those two things at all equal? I’ve experienced both and I can safely tell you that being burny by a blow torch is soooo much worse than a paper cut. Yeah paper cuts not as bad as a cat scratch and blowtorch seems worse then whatever “bring something to bite on” sounds like it might be. As they pointed out pain is incredibly relative but still…

Paper cut or BLOWTORCH? How are those two things at all equal? I’ve experienced both and I can safely tell you that being burny by a blow torch is soooo much worse than a paper cut. Yeah paper cuts not as bad as a cat scratch and blowtorch seems worse then whatever “bring something to bite on” sounds like it might be. As they pointed out pain is incredibly relative but still…

(Source: everythingexceptrapandcountry)

cameoheroes:

Angel. Warren Worthington the Third. Warren was on of the original X-Men. He was a handsome millionaire playboy until wings sprouted from his back. He tried a solo career before hooking up with the mutants he has been with for the last 50 years, at times he has even been their payroll. This drawing is very influenced by the work of one of my favorite comic artists, Adam Pollina, on his awesome Angel miniseries. Check it out if you can. Beautiful.

Angel is one of my favourite x-men, in all his various forms.

cameoheroes:

Angel. Warren Worthington the Third. Warren was on of the original X-Men. He was a handsome millionaire playboy until wings sprouted from his back. He tried a solo career before hooking up with the mutants he has been with for the last 50 years, at times he has even been their payroll. This drawing is very influenced by the work of one of my favorite comic artists, Adam Pollina, on his awesome Angel miniseries. Check it out if you can. Beautiful.

Angel is one of my favourite x-men, in all his various forms.

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Apparently there’s a hell of a lot more third/other gender people out there then we thought there were.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I pet a bumblebee once. It was super chubby, fuzzy, and adorable. It didn’t sting me or anything, just finished drinking its flower juice and kinda wander off.

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

Every freaking time..

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Interestingly enough they also don’t have vaginas… or at least if they do then I’ve no idea where it is.

candlejack:

desolve:

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room’s only window.The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.The men talked for hours on end.They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.It faced a blank wall.The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’Epilogue:There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’The origin of this letter is unknown, but please pass it on.

I AM SO DONE WITH THIS SITE

LIES! That took a lot longer than 37 seconds…

candlejack:

desolve:

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room’s only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.


She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.
‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’

The origin of this letter is unknown, but please pass it on.

I AM SO DONE WITH THIS SITE

LIES! That took a lot longer than 37 seconds…

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.