Certain people are convinced that I am either a slightly butch lesbian or a slightly effeminate gay man in a womans body.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Apparently there’s a hell of a lot more third/other gender people out there then we thought there were.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I pet a bumblebee once. It was super chubby, fuzzy, and adorable. It didn’t sting me or anything, just finished drinking its flower juice and kinda wander off.
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
Every freaking time..
what if church was called jesuscon
and if there were lots of cosplayers! lmao!
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
Interestingly enough they also don’t have vaginas… or at least if they do then I’ve no idea where it is.